Oats are da bomb.
I feel really lucky
I have an amazing, amazing fiancee, who I love more than anything. She’s gorgeous, she’s a vegan, and she’s really cool. She sends me little texts that make me smile, she looks like a little angel when she’s asleep, and she likes the same geeky rubbish I do. I want to be with her forever, and never let her go, and have children with her, and grow old together. More than anything, I want to make her happy, because she makes me happy every minute of every day.
Going vegan
So, I’ve been a vegetarian for a few months now and I’m thinking of going vegan, but I just can’t seem to let go of sea food and eggs. *sigh*
I need to take this slowly… but I dunno what to do.
I’m really nervous about it.
Can anybody help me?
Vegetarians don’t eat seafood, but anyways…
I think the best way is to just go cold turkey. Not eat cold turkey, obviously, that wouldn’t be a very vegan thing today. So maybe go cold “tofurkey”? It’s far harder to cut down slowly than it is just cut out everything evil and animal derived. Good luck, I know you can do it!
- I totally get why you’re doing it. I love animals. There wasn’t a time in my life when I didn’t have pet hermit crabs, hamsters, or dogs.
- I just don’t think you understand humans. We’re omnivores. We need both meat and plants to survive!
- Meat contains many of the proteins and other nutrients…
Pastries? Yep, they’re essential. Oh wait: 1) they aren’t, and 2) there are vegan recipes…
White sugar? You could always, you know, try not eating white sugar?
I don’t know about you, but I don’t eat candles…
There are vegan beers, not that I drink.
There’s plenty of bread that’s suitable for vegans, available in most major supermarkets.
Marshmallows? Seriously? Your argument against veganism is marshmallows?
There are plenty of vegan salad dressings.
And finally, while meat does contain protein SO DO LOTS OF NON-ANIMAL THINGS. And they won’t cause metabolic acidosis…
